Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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Jun 30, 2002
      ( 11:28 AM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

A Scotsman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar
is closing.
So the Scotsman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and
maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.
So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face.
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right
into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him,
shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing
it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again!"

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      ( 1:25 AM ) sisoflexx
My site got a hit from Google Search: heather taylor.
That makes me feel uneasy.
Hmm.
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Jun 29, 2002
      ( 7:03 PM ) sisoflexx
This was actually Morgan's idea of a skit

" Mom ! I can't find the bathroom ! "

" What are your land marks ?'

" Huh ?"

What box are you next to ? "

" Umm, it says ' U-Haul.' "

" Is it next to a ' Towlmaster ' box ? "

" Yes. "

" Does it have 'fragile, glasses ' written on it ? "

" Yeah ."

" Okay, go to the right corner of that stack, and turn to your right."

" Alright, I'm at the corner."

" Do you see a 'Dell' computer box to your right, with 'kitchen knick knacks ' written on it ?"

" Uh huh."

" Okay, turn left, and you should see the bookshelf next to the bathroom. "

" Okay, I see it ! Thanks, Mom !"

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      ( 7:03 PM ) sisoflexx
Hilarious.

I had to drive Jay's car to work yesterday.
Jay's car... Well, let me put it this way : It sucks.
Jay was giving me tips on how to keep it running, while stopped at a light.
" What I do is keep my foot equalized on the gas and the clutch at the same time, then when I get to go, I roll my foot over to the gas. When you have to gun it out into traffic, make sure the engines' still running, okay ? I'd hate for you to stall in the middle of an intersection."

I think, he's just being a worry wart, I'll be fine.

I head out in the morning I remember the stuffing falling out of the driver's seat, so I take a blanket out and drape it over the seat. Believe me, it's pretty bad. I pull down the hill ( 85 degrees ), and there's no power steering, so I pull my left shoulder turning out of our driveway.
I get to the stopsign at the highway, I-985, and see there are no cars coming, and pull out. No prob.

There's a light drizzle. Wipers on. ' Eek......eek EEEEKK. Eek...eek EEEEKK! ' Like nails on a chalk board. I giggle profusely. No prob.

No radio. No Prob.

Wind yanking this small car left and right, no prob.

I get to the exit I need to take to get to work, and slide into traffic. No prob.

I get to my first stop light. I decide my method will be to put on the hand/parking brake, and keep my foot on the gas pedal lightly. It didn't stall. Light turns green, I let the handbrake down, then shift to 1st and go. No prob.

The next light, I stall. Yes, I'm red faced, but what are you gonna do ? A prob.

Finally make it to work, chugging weakly.

In the afternoon, it's like an oven in there. That is a prob. I roll down the window. Aah !
No air conditionong. That's a problem in Jawja. It was only 85 degrees, but humid as hell.
I only stalled once each way, but it was embarrassing. I remembered Jay's advice on getting up our hill at our house : " Don't stop and get the mail, you need a running start. You can't just start cold. Turn ( strenuously ) and put it into first gear and gun it."

I did, and I could feel it failing before I got to the top of the hill.

I love you honey, pumpkin, whatever, but this is the last time I let you borrow my car for a long trip !
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      ( 7:00 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

"I saw a heavy woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,
'Thyroid Problem?'" Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you fake that, you're in."
Courtney Cox

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps" Tiger Wood

"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'"
Patricia Arquette

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in
poverty.
Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing
quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment
turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack
Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce . . . . , from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to
women's breasts?" Hugh Grant

"There is very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I
know what I am doing, just show me somebody naked.'" Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we
can open all our own jars." Bruce Willis (on the difference between men and women)

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on
me.
And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" George Burns

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge
Gold Medal winner - 1996)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
Sharon Stone

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either
you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do." Henry Kissenger

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (Co-Founder: Apple Computers) >
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Jun 28, 2002
      ( 5:24 PM ) sisoflexx

Crackin' Classic !



Remembering details in your life are very important, I think. Good or bad. It shows you still have emotions.
I don't. ( Unless I watch Of Mice And Men again.)
When I tell stories, either to friends or co-workers, I suddenly think, " I've got to put that in my blog !"
In this case, I started teling one story, then led off into another.
Let me just say this : Forgive me , Mum !

My Mum, Jay, Morgan and myself were sitting at a booth in Denny's ( Alexandria , Va. ) about a year and a half ago, before she left for England. We got on the subject of divorces, and how children were affected by it.
Jay told us how his parents came into his bedroom when he was around 10 years old, sat him down, and told him how they weren't in love anymore, but they were still friends, and this didn't mean they didn't love him, etc. And after they were through telling him, he said he cried, but as he lay there, later, as his mom was saying goodnight, there was nagging question in his mind. He asked his mom, " Are we still going to Kings Island ? "
" Is that the only thing you care about ? " his mom asked. " NOo-oo." he replied.

We all had a good laugh about it in the booth, and I said, " At least you were sat down , or at least told it was happening ! "
" What do you mean ? I'm sure your father and I discussed it with you ! "my mum cried indignantly.
Nope.
What happened was, I remember coming home from school ( 6th grade , Morgan's age now ) and finding a semi trailer in the front yard. The house was cleared. It was all gone !
I walked through the house, my room, the living room, all empty. Devoid of furnishings.
I actually don't remember being told anything. She may have said something ,
some explanation, but I have forgotten if she did, maybe because I was floored at the time.

If I thought I was floored, think of what my Dad came home to. For years he's had us laughing about the list of things my mum left for him
" There was the recliner, a lamp, the stereo, a small pot, a plate, a bowl, a spoon and a fork.
She didn't leave me a fucking knife ! " he exclaimed.
I'm sure it wasn't funny to him at the time, but that sentence has gotten a lot of mileage !

The reason this story popped into my mind was because I was telling Yana and Lisa about the house me, my brother and mother moved into.
It was on a main street called Kingsway and it was a row house, pre-WWII, on a row of about six.
The facade was flint rocks imbedded in plaster, the whole building was covered in flint.
It was avery narrow house, and I was explaining to my co-workers' how steep the stairs were. They were concealed behind a door, and they led up in a circular pattern. You really had to lift your legs just to climb them. They were one notch down compared to climbing a freaking ladder. I remember Alex slipped and hurt his back pretty bad.
There were 2 rooms upstairs. Before, Alex and I had our own bedrooms for the first time at base housing, and now we were sharing a room again. The funny thing about this room was the floors bowed in slightly. Any big dressers against the wall were, well, not against the wall. I lived in fear I would find myself crushed by stepping on a floorboard the wrong way. When you walked across the room it gave me the sense of walking downhill, then back uphill. It wasn't that prominent, I am embellishing a little, but there was a concavity there.
The kitchen was big. Big enough to fit the bathtub in the corner. Yes, you heard me right.
You had to make sure you got your drinks or snacks before anyone could take their bath. No curtain, either !
No wonder I'm such a prude, now !

Did I mention the toilet ?
No, not ' bathroom ".
Toilet.
You just head through the kitchen, out the back door and into the overgrown tangled weeds.
Toilet's on the right.
A little flintstone covered privvy. Pull that string there. Bling ! A bare light bulb !
The toilet paper there looks puffy because it's swollen with moisture because the sun hasn't shined in weeks. By the time that paper hits your crack, it's absorbed all it can. You're just smearing shit over your cheeks. That's okay, just go wash off with a nice bath. It's okay that you're fourteen years old and your prepubecent brother is coming and going as he pleases.

Er..That didn't sound right.
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      ( 4:09 PM ) sisoflexx
Well, it seems I've passed the 2,000 hit mark.
Congratulations.
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      ( 4:01 PM ) sisoflexx
Which Mike Myers'
character are you ?

Me, Austin Powers.

I should have been Shrek.
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      ( 3:52 PM ) sisoflexx
House News
I know you've all been anxiously waiting. Right. Anyhoo, the VA loan part was approved. But since it's so close to closing, it ( closing date ) may be pushed back a few days. It will definately be next week. Sweet !
Of course, we didn't get our home owners insurance taken care of. Long story.
This week we've been quoted in the $ 500 a year estimate. Then, we find out, because the house is more than 5 miles from a firestation, it jacks' that estimate over double. Lowest one yet : $ 1, 200 annual !!!
I talked to one insurance company, and she had just told me $ 1,400 with them, then recommended I call Farm Bureau, because they deal more with " rural " areas. I call them up, and I'm quoted $ 425, + $ 25 annually for membership fees. That's it. Firestation doesn't matter. YES !
Judi and Charles sent me a lo-oo-oong download of pics of the house, they came out really good.
I'll post them today, and add a link for you 3 readers to view them.
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      ( 3:42 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in " fashion sense ".
The man walks up to him and says, " I didn't know you were into earrings."
" Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring. " he replies sheepishly.
" Oh, really ? So how long have you been wearing one ?"

" Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
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Jun 27, 2002
      ( 8:26 PM ) sisoflexx
There's some new ad's in the Washington Times, seeking an individual with Braylen's qualifications :

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE :
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED :
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you.

Actually, you know what ? This sounds like my job.
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      ( 8:26 PM ) sisoflexx
I was going to dedicate this one to Donna , since she's the cat lover in my blog family, but then I thought, I hope she doesn't think this is how I perceive her.
Then again, at least she'll appreciate the humor !

Cat Wisdom:
Cats do what they want, when they want.
They rarely listen to you but whine when they're not happy.
They're totally unpredictable and moody.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion :
They're like little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
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      ( 3:55 PM ) sisoflexx

Highway Hades Hi-Jinx!

Acidman mentioned in my comments how worried I should be on the highway everyday with all the idiots. Which is funny, because I thought of that today. I think about it everyday, in fact ! Thank goodness I don't see crazy behavior everyday, like an earlier post of mine :
Highway Hades' Hi-Jinx
This week, I pulled into a Speedway to grab some smokes, and as I got out of my car, locked my door, I turned to see the SUV parked beside me was running.
I noticed the doors were unlocked, and I thought, " Idiot ! "
Then my gaze settled on a small three year old boy in the back seat. I thought , " Fucker !"
7-8 years ago I saw a woman leave her kid in the car when she ran into the convenience store on base housing, some SP's happened to stop by while I was pumping gas. They saw the car, the child, and went over and took the child out of the car.
And waited.
You should have seen that woman's face ! She was mortified !
I went through the aggravation of having a quick stop, or easy go of it thwarted by the knowledge of having a small child who was the cause of making it " harder " on me. I was anal, ( and still am ) about leaving a kid unattended.
Yes, he may be a wimp or worse when he grows up, but at least he will grow up .
I think worse case scenario. All the time. It can happen. Like Jay says, ( one of my favorite sayings of his ) :
" Unlike the unicorn, it does exist ."

Like the truck I watched in my rearview mirror today. Closer, closer... I thought, " There's no one in the left lane, you ass, pass already ! You know you're going to have to !"
Yet, closer he came.
Yes , he waited until he could nearly clip my left tail light with his right head light. Just 3 inches to spare, by my reckoning. I should have tapped the brakes a minute before. All these NASCAR freaks. And this guy's in a old 1985 pickup, like he can do outstanding maneuvers in that heap.
I also love the assholes who speed up to pass me, only to get on the exit that is to my immediate right. ( I'm actually abreast/passing the damn exit ! )
I mean, I'm going at an unsafe speed to shoot off to the right, but this guy/gal's going to do it across two lanes. They could have pulled in behind me, but no, that would mean slowing down. There's no one behind me for miles ! Agh !
Today I also saw a Camero with the drivers' side door ajar 4 inches. Here he is, driving 65 miles an hour, with the wind whistling in through the open space. Nice.
I had a guy pull up next to me yesterday, and I kept hearing this intermittent thumping. I thought maybe it was rap music blasting, but on closer inspection, his passenger side window was open. It wasn't that. It really did sound like someone was banging around in the trunk. This is one of those times I think I should have intervened somehow , because later, I'll hear on the news about some poor sap found in an abondoned car. Then I think, " Naw ! Couldn't be ! "
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      ( 3:52 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."



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Jun 26, 2002
      ( 7:14 PM ) sisoflexx
I don't know where he comes up with this stuff ! It's great !

Support Our Women!

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM.Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.

God Bless America! Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the terrorists hiding inYOUR neighborhood!!
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      ( 5:13 PM ) sisoflexx
Another Funny!
Marba just sent me this and I burst out laughing. I guess I'll have two funnies today. Thanks Mabs !

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears: "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawked: "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

The bird replies: "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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      ( 4:47 PM ) sisoflexx
All this talk about the athiest vs. The Pledge Of Alligience.
" Under " and " God " are two words, no more. If they leave it up to individuals, on whether or not they choose to say the pledge, or leave out " certain " offensive words, or not say it all, that's fine with me.
I'd let my son make his own mind up. I don't think he should be forced to participate.
I was brought up reciting The Pledge, and I still know it my heart. I remember a ( was it Neil Bortz or Shaun Hannity ? ) radio talk show where they have someone go out on the street and ask people by random, questions of a patriotic flavor, and a lot of people couldn't answer simple questions, like who Dick Cheney is or recite the Pledge.

Leave it up to individual choice, and I'll be okay with it.
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      ( 3:55 PM ) sisoflexx
Finally found out where Diana was all weekend.
Good friend that she is, she neglected to tell me she was going out of town for the weekend.
I kept calling. And calling. In her house, the phone is always picked up.
I could picture her laying there, slaughtered by a mad man. ( Well, her ex. Same dif. )
I'm sure she'll keep me informed in the future !
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      ( 3:51 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep - the man in the
upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth.
In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and
says,"I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you
could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have better
idea.Just for tonight let's pretend that we are married."
The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME!"

The woman says "GOOD..... Get your own fucking blanket."
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Jun 25, 2002
      ( 6:08 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny !

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains
to the employee her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00am.

The next day at 8:45am, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly
line foreman comes in and starts complaining about this new employee. He says she's
incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the
problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the very end of the
line is the new employee. She has a roll of the fabric used for the Elmos, and a big
bag of marbles.

They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and
starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts to laugh hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls
himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you
misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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      ( 5:55 PM ) sisoflexx
Agh !
Packing sucks.

We haven't heard the final word on the VA loan part yet, but our realtor spoke to Jay today and told him that if the VA dude had found something wrong, we'd know by now.
Kathy ( realtor ) also talked to Russell ( owner ) today, and he said he may just need only one day to move out .
( cool ! ) We may be moving 4 days ahead of schedule. That also means we'd better get freaking packing !
Agh !
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      ( 2:51 PM ) sisoflexx
Calling all bloggers !

Check out this story on Mad World, it's unbelievable. No, wait, it's not. But, does anyone know a good lawyer, to give Braylen some advice ?
I know I only get 11 hits a day, but someone somewhere must know a shark ! ;o)
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Jun 24, 2002
      ( 7:52 PM ) sisoflexx
Yes,
Another
Personality Test.

Your Grade

Thank You! Your score is 34, the best we've had so far. However, it also means you are the personality equivalent of a game show host.

But what is the highest test score, I wonder ?

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      ( 7:30 PM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny !

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like
that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother
is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She
explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just
not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off
your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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      ( 7:29 PM ) sisoflexx
"Everything to excess. Moderation is for monks."
~Lazarus Long



"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great
ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
~Winston Churchill



"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
~Thomas Edison



"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
~Rod Serling



"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
~Ashleigh Brilliant

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
~Wernher von Braun



"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
~Albert Einstein



"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society."
~Mark Twain



"If the human mind were simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple
to understand it."
~Pat Bahn



"Only a mediocre man is always at his best."
~W. Somerset Maugham


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      ( 7:19 PM ) sisoflexx
A couple of days I screwed up my link to Shakespears Monkey , so I had to re-add it to the right.
( I have to add it month by month because his page ( Link ) is weird. ;o)---)
I found this link on his page, really funny. I hate Blockbuster, so it's even more amusing- Dumb Warnings
I emailed Blockbuster regarding the rewinding of DVDs, they told me that "Most DVD players have a "Rewind" button on it, what it does is spins the DVD the opposite direction from the direction the DVD spins during the play mode, so by spinning the DVD the opposite direction rewinds the DVD, it's similar to the rewind feature on a VCR."
I emailed them and told them they were wrong, Blockbuster emailed me and a person told me via email "Sir, you are very wrong, please don't contradict what we say, we know more than what you do with DVDs and DVD players. Please don't email us regarding this topic again." They were very rude with the second response.
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      ( 4:34 PM ) sisoflexx

Monday Mission 2.25

via PromoGuy.net
1. Do you wear glasses/contact lenses? If so would you consider going through Lasik surgery? (Or if you already have, please tell us about it)
Yes, both. I would love to have the Lasik surgery, I just don't have the money. I stopped wearing my lenses 6 months ago, because my work enviroment is so-ooo filthy, I'm in pain 2 hours after getting to work.
2. Did you ever have to wear braces? How are your teeth? (any cavities, any pulled teeth, root canals, etc.)
Uh, do I have to answer this one ? I had a retainer, which I lost as a teenager. ( Among other things, he he.)
Cavities, yes, root canal, one. Gold crown, one. I keep my rot hole closed .
3. What (if any) recent movies have moved you emotionally? Which one and how so?
Don't laugh. One movie is " Deep Impact ", when the older-than 60 folk can't go in protective caves, or considered for the lottery. Just the thought of losing a parent upset me, I guess.
Hubby Jay came in the room one day, while my son and I were watching, " Of Mice And Men", with Gary Sinese and John Malcovich. We were BAWLING . If you've read the book, or see the movie, you know what I'm talking about ! Call Of THe Wild made me cry as a youngster.
4. I visited my dear Mema in the managed care facility Sunday and while she is doing well, I was sad for her. Living out your final days/years someplace like that seems so lonely to me. Would you rather live the remainder of your golden years in a rest home, or pass away before it came to that?
Hard question, and choice. I don't care where I live, as long as I'm lucid and I'd like to be able to get around and do things for myself. I wouldn't want to live out the remainder of my life uncomprehending.
5. Sometimes, but not nearly often enough, I will just stop and marvel at the amazing planet on which we live. The eco-system, life and death, nature, the perfect balance that keeps us alive, the universe, it can all be mind-boggling if you let your mind get carried away. What natural creation or phenomenon just flat-out leaves you with a sense of wonder?
All of it. Humans most of all boggle the mind.
6. Have you ever been in a fist fight or a situation where you had to get physically violent with someone else? How did that come about? Any consequences?
Er- yeah. Lots of fights with bullies in Brit school.
Some pushing .
I knocked out my brother once. :o( Sorry, Lex !
Bloody nose for ex.
7. Many times I look back in hindsight and think of how I should have handled a situation. Are there any recent happenings that you wish you would have handled differently? What happened and what do you wish you'd done?
Nothing really recent, but I lost a very long year of friendship because of not talking things out.
If people would only converse, you may find out what's going on. I didn't know the whole story, and things could have ended alot different !
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      ( 3:59 PM ) sisoflexx
Funny post on
The Dax Files.
The big item in which I firmly stated, “NEVER, EVER would I buy those…” Tampons. Well, I got married and being the dutiful husband…
Speaking of purchasing feminine hygiene products, sure I was uncomfortable the first few times in the checkout line. However, the night I was feeling like a big dumb jerk with a box of Tampax in the checkout line of Winn-Dixie, I saw the guy next to me with a six-pack in one hand and a frozen pizza and a Playboy magazine in the other, put things in a whole different light. At least I have someone to go home to; although neither of us was gonna “get any.” (How’s that for a run-on sentence?)

One person I knew who was totally anal about tampons was the ex. I asked him to bring me some from home, as I was at my part time job at the bowling alley. He showed up an hour later with a big sports-duffel bag and set it down on a counter, and proceded to chat with some one.
" Where's my oil plugs ? " I ask.
" In the bag". he says.
I think, did he bring 5 boxes ? I open the bag, and there's a crumpled grocery bag in there. Nothing else.
I open that bag up, and inside is another grocery bag. And finally ! Two tampons in that one !
Now I ask you, what the hell is up with that ?!
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Jun 22, 2002
      ( 10:32 PM ) sisoflexx
I'm thinking of going to a host, where I can have my own " domain " name.
We'll see.
I think I should wait until we move, for " financial purposes ".
In a few weeks, I may go for it.

Then again, I don't seem to generate enough interest with my " blog ", I was thinking today that I should maybe have a private journal, for myself, since the less " comments " or " hits " I generate, silly enough, I feel like it might as well be private.
I know, just going through a oh-don't-I-feel-sorry-for-myself period.

But I think I'll just treat it as a semi private journal, yet be pleasantly surprised when I do get feedback.

Jeez ! Sorry to sound so low. I'm not.

Really !

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      ( 10:14 PM ) sisoflexx
Through acidman, I found a link to : Lynn, and through her, I found a link to some really cool photos, even Tom would be happy about, since he's the 'tography nut.
I thought they were very good ! Here they are : The Photos.

That's four links in one paragraph. A record ! ( for me, anyways ! )

Am I a ho'link ? Uh-oh !
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      ( 7:06 PM ) sisoflexx
The Brunching Shuttlecocks had another testes, ( no, I didn't mis-spell that one ! ) But, I didn't take it. I find this lipsyncer to be below even a silly quiz !
But, if you want to go for it- here you go !
Britney Spears: Fact or Fiction?
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      ( 7:03 PM ) sisoflexx
I took a test on The Brunching Shuttlecocks | to see if I was Smarter Than Miss America

I was, but barely. I got 6 out of 8 right. Pathetic !
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      ( 12:12 PM ) sisoflexx
What the ...
Who is looking up this crap ?

Yahoo! Search Results for free mom-in-law fuck stories sisoflexx
... Free Winona ! ... Her mom-in-law told her, " Yana, catch that one ! ... ...One of my favorite
stories is sitting in class, listenening to ... May 03, 2002. well fuck me. ...
http://sisoflexx.blogspot.com/
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      ( 12:10 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny Submitted by my buddy Ameena

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
" HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. "

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT,
NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO
PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!"

THE WIFE ASKS, " WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE
FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. "

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, " FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES
IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO. "

" FINE," SHE SAYS, " THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE
STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK. "

" I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO
FIX STEPS," HE SAYS.
" DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO. "

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! "

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE
OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO
FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND
DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE
STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT
IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
" HONEY," HE ASKS, " HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? "

SHE SAID," WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE
YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD
HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I
HAD TO DO WAS
EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."

HE SAID, " SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM? "

SHE REPLIED, " HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY
CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO! "

Of course, this neglects to mention that the woman could do all that crap herself !
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Jun 21, 2002
      ( 4:35 PM ) sisoflexx

Sept 10 'zero hour' calls intercepted
More conspiracy theory...
A United States spy agency intercepted two messages from al-Qa'eda operatives in Afghanistan on Sept 10, warning supporters to brace themselves for a major event the following day, but did not translate them until too late.

The leaking of the messages yesterday brought angry exchanges between Congress and the White House, which said national security was being endangered.

According to leaks from a Congressional probe into September 11, the top secret National Security Agency (NSA) intercepted the two telephone calls from numbers deemed to be "high priority", meaning they were to be translated within two days.

When the messages were finally translated, they said: "Tomorrow is zero hour", and "The match begins tomorrow".

A tradgedy occured, that's a fact.
History is full of tradgedy occuring , even when it could have been averted.
Rulers and governments have bungled for eons.
And thousands, millions of deaths have occured because of it.
I think that people are in disbelief now, because in this day and age, we think we're immune to it.
It isn't until a catastrophe occurs that people realize we need to insure against a likelyhood of it happening again.
Some good examples : The Titanic and The Challenger.
The Titanic, because she was an innovation, a wonder. She actually carried more than the required amount of lifeboats by regulation, just not enough for 2,000 + persons.
The Challenger was the first space shuttle to go up without emergency exits. There seemed to be no need for them anymore, things were going so well. The crew had a minute or more , knowing there was a big problem, and maybe would have had time to jettison from the craft, but they had no options.
There is a point, to my comparisons here, hold on.
It isn't until something bad happenes that people try to make sure it doesn't happen again.
We start safeguarding against future catastrophes.. This is what has happened after Sept. 11th.
It's a major shame 3,000 + people died before we would start to safeguard against something like this ever happening again.

Watch your backs, people !
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      ( 4:33 PM ) sisoflexx
The Queen overtakes Edward III

The Queen today becomes the fourth longest-reigning monarch in 1,000 years of English history.

Only three ancestors have enjoyed longer on the throne, Queen Victoria, George III and Henry III. Elizabeth II, who acceded on Feb 6, 1952, today overtakes Edward III, who was proclaimed King on Jan 25, 1327 and died on June 21, 1377, reigning for 50 years and 148 days.

You go, girl !
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      ( 4:21 PM ) sisoflexx
Today's Funny

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always
complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing
with his old mule.
He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.
Immediately, his wife began harassing him again.
Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head.
Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd .
When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute,
then nod his head in agreement.
But when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in
disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why
he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head
and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about
how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nodmy head in agreement."
" And what about the men?" the minister asked.
" They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
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