Ms. Ann Thrope

Fodder of sisoflexx

Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

OR...

Are we ready? Oh,good! Welcome to the forum that lacks wit, mirth, intelligence and ingenuity Comments are welcome, as I cannot hope to hold attention spans on my own merit Blog away! Dear friends, read, learn, and re-affirm your soul and mind!

( 1:00 AM ) sisoflexx

What
cartoon dog are you?

That's pretty sad...

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What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?

This is even sadder...

Or the fact I'm taking these tests on a Friday night at 2 am. Huh.

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( 5:23 PM ) sisoflexx

Tom Cheng has some really good views on parenting. I wish I had thought of these when Morgan was at "that" age !
Ask Your Mother
I don't think I'd ever be able to have kids. The temptation to mess with their impressionable young minds would be too great...

"No, honey, you don't have a pee-pee like your brother because I sold it to buy you that cookie at the mall last week."

"Hehe--don't worry, kiddo--that 'monster' under your bed is just a guy in a rubber suit with a knife. We'll take care of him tomorrow morning. Sleep tight!"

"See, son, it's a hard question to answer, but basically, the Israelis and Palestinians are fighting because you haven't learned not to wet your bed."

"I can tell you what those two dogs aren't doing--they're certainly not establishing a long-lasting relationship based on mutual trust and understanding."

"Here, kids--let's watch this documentary together. It's called 'The Evil Dead', and it should answer all your questions about what happens to people when they die."

"Well, son, the sky is blue because... wait, the sky is blue? Are you sure? When was the last time you checked?"

"Babies? Actually, it's easy--wanna see? We just take some wire and wrap one end around the handle of a butter knife, wrap the other end around your dolly's arm, stick the knife in the electrical socket, and then hold onto your dolly and say, 'It's aliiiiive!!!'"

That's great !

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( 5:10 PM ) sisoflexx

The McKinneys

Something to get you in the holiday spirit : Last year's photo from my dear pal Rachel-who-doesn't-call-me-anymore.
Just messing, she works 9 days a week, I understand. There's nothing wrong with my dialling finger, either !
I asked her why her name appears 3 times in this pic, but she didn't think it was funny. Huh.
Love you, Rachel !

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( 5:02 PM ) sisoflexx

Had a great turkeyday and everything else I could stuff into my gaping maw day. We went to Judi and Charles' (Of course ) and most of Charles' family was in attendence. I made Morgan eat some cornbread dressing, which he was very upset about, so he ended purging it on the table and chair. So he was embarrassed and wouldn't come out of the bedroom.And also because in a fit of pique I accused him of doing it on purpose.
I remember eating dinner occasionally w/ my ex-in-laws, and this nephew, about 8 yrs old would force himself to throw up whenever everyone made him eat the things he didn't care for, like his veggies. This was every dinner I ate with him. I guess that's why I got mad at Morgan. I apologized, but, there you go. Then Judi's telling me the kid next door did it one Thanksgiving when he insisted on having some wine like the grownups, and Jay did it when he was young. Everyone does it ! Anyway, I cleaned up the mess, and later, after sitting there with our coffee and 5 different desserts, Cahrles' sister Joan got up from the table and she started rubbing the back of her leg. I froze, and asked what was wrong. She said her leg was wet, and I groaned and told her that was Morg's puke chair, so we all had a good laugh at that. I waited a good five minutes when Jay took the chair she vacated to inform him of that fact later.

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( 4:51 PM ) sisoflexx

Lex Has a few amusing quotes on his site he says he borrowed from someone else.
This is my favorite :
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

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( 5:23 PM ) sisoflexx

Wood Pile

Do you think we're going to have enough wood this winter ? Or next ?

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( 5:21 PM ) sisoflexx

Taylor Home

Finally ! I got a new picture of our home to upload ! Wadda ya think ?
Beautiful, isn't it ?

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( 9:07 PM ) sisoflexx

Wow !
This stuff actually exists ?

Winning the War On Masturbation

Watch out, Jay !

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( 8:22 PM ) sisoflexx

Lex recently put a link up for Tom Cheng's page, which I have neglected for a few months. Very funny stuff, I need to get back in there. Meanwhile, check out his personal page. Women, can you handle Tom Cheng ?

Too funny !

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( 7:55 PM ) sisoflexx

Hotel Room

Me, Jay, Rachel and Geoff...Progday '02

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( 7:48 PM ) sisoflexx

Morgan and I put the tree up last night, looks awesome, but tiny in our living room. I told Jay we needed a 30 ft. tree, but he wouldn't hear of it. " The base would be out to here ! " he exclaimed, pointing to the other side if the living room.
I told him we could just not enter the living room for the month of December. I could work !?

And the tree is stuffed w/ decorations as it is, and there's still a box left. Jay says ' less is better ', but if we had a 30 ft. tree, it would be spread out more, right ?

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( 4:50 PM ) sisoflexx

From the files of the MJ Morning show : His wife takes their daughter to see Santa at the mall and he and his wife get to view this for all time reminiscing (?) over their lovely pics of the past.
Santa's Lap

Santa's Lap

And they've only just started screening these guys for drugs and kiddie porn. Hah!

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( 4:42 PM ) sisoflexx

Check out this Patriotic Guy.

No, really, you have to see this !

I can't post this, my mother may venture in here!

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( 3:38 PM ) sisoflexx

So much for ' extreme' sports !
And this is in Britain ! What a stroke of bad luck, chap. By Jove !
Surfers tell of terror as lightning hit the sea.
Miss Phillips's friends, who were further out to sea when the lightning struck, described their experience as "terrifying". They said there was a "mighty thunderclap", followed by another loud clap and a bolt of lightning, which split a tree in two, came down a cliff and went across the water.
Miss Threlfall, a sales and marketing representative, said: "Everything went black. I felt an intense pain in my head like being hit with a sledgehammer, and an almighty bee sting.
"I looked up to see Grant was not sitting on his board, but was lying down with his head under the water. I thought he was messing around, but when I swam over his limbs were rigid and he wasn't breathing.
"Then he started fitting. Chris and I dragged him out of the water to start mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Grant was standing on the beach very disorientated with blood red eyes. We tried to get him to sit down, but he was more worried about his wetsuit."

Then :

Catapult stunt kills Oxford student.
The catapult was supposed to fling Mr Yankov into a net 20ft above the ground as about 20 friends watched. But he failed to make the distance and crashed to earth with no protection.
A witness said he was walking towards the catapult when he saw what he thought was a bag thrown through the air. "We thought it was just a test," he said. "Then we heard the thud when it hit the ground and everyone rushed over."

This last one, I'd really love to know what they were thinking. You look at the photo on this link, and it's like a cannon ball in a pool, except it's into a small net. No safety wires, as in bungee, just POP! there you are. Hope you hit the net. I just don't know.

And the name: Yankov. Is this a joke ?

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( 3:29 PM ) sisoflexx

Reading up on gas (petrol ) costs in GB...

A 200-mile motorway journey would cost a small-car driver �16.63 on fuel at
74.8p per litre.
FXConverter - 164 Currency Converter Results
Tuesday, November 26, 2002
0.74 British Pound = 1.15773 US Dollar
0.74 US Dollar (USD) = 0.47299 British Pound (GBP)
1 gallon U.S.= 3.785 liters Great Britain
So, help me out here, Lex. That means it costs Brits $ 3.45 Gallon ?
No wonder my Mum cringed when talking about making a 100 mile journey to visit her family. I do that in a day !

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( 5:26 PM ) sisoflexx

Jay and I carried out one of the couches to the shop tonight, to make room for the Christmas Tree we're putting up tonight. I was giggling hysterically, as we tried to go out the front door, then tried the deck, down the narrow steps, holding the couch shoulder height. Of course, I have no upper body strength, so Jay was handling most of the weight. And the fact I was giggling the whole way didn't help.
Jay just looked disgusted.
He didn't want to put the couch outside, anyway. Ahh, the things that man does for me !

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( 5:23 PM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.

While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother,
"Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the
chocolate off 'em."

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( 11:16 PM ) sisoflexx

Courtesy of Mabs

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he
called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline with 95% of the people misbehaving and 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were being good because He wanted to encourage them .... Give them a little encouragement to help them keep going in the right direction.

Do you know what that e-mail said.......?

...

...

...

...

I didn't get one either.

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( 9:54 PM ) sisoflexx

I just came ( heh ) across the Vicoria's Secret photos, and I don't see what all the hoopla is about. They have a normal body type, as far as I can see. There's very little differenece betwen the models and I in these pics, right ?
Here's me on the top, and those look-a-likes on the bottom (heh, with the big bottoms ). You tell me.

Heather

Not Heather

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( 6:10 PM ) sisoflexx

Sometimes I think I live a spoof movie life.
I saw a giant spider on the carpet and yelled to Morgan to grab the Raid. He was yelling he couldn't find it, and I saw the spider on the move. I started hopping around on one foot, trying to take my sandal off, then swung it down and missed. The spider did the scurry around the coffee table and I tried to swat it again. Missed.
I saw it was going to go under the couch, so I dove , landing on my stomach with an " Oof ! " ( Face 5 inches away from the damn thing.) And brought the sandal down a final time. No, still missed. It ran under the couch, and I had to go locate the Raid myself. I lifted the couch end with one hand, spraying with the other. Then I sprayed behind the couch. I'm sure it's on the ceiling over the bed now.

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( 6:05 PM ) sisoflexx

Gotta love Jawja!

Just check out tonight's temperature.

Hot damn !

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( 11:55 AM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny
Another one from Mabs
I should replace ' Bubba and Earl' with ' Diana and Val '.

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of
bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,
and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been
drinkin'?"

"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

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( 11:50 AM ) sisoflexx

SO TRUE
Courtesy of Mabs

Boy, isn't this the truth?

Sometimes.when you cry, no one sees your tears.

Sometimes. when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes. when you are worried, no one sees your stress.

Sometimes..when you are happy, no one sees your smile.

*

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But fart just ONE TIME...!

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( 3:21 PM ) sisoflexx

Jay plays the piper

Jay's home, safe and sound ! He's in bed, fast asleep for the next 12 hours.

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( 10:51 AM ) sisoflexx

Our Mountain Home

For those who haven't seen our pride and joy : It needs a little bit of TLC, but it's a palace to us!
( Sorry so blurry ! )

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( 10:41 AM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny

Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. ( Oh, yeh, really funny.)
Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created
that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before . . .
I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

"So what's the difference between the two?" Bill asked.
St. Peter said, "I could let you visit both places briefly,
if it will help your decision."

"Fine! Where should I go first?"
"You decide."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill Gates went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect.
He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I'd REALLY like
to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds,
with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice,
but nothing like Hell. It didn't take long for Bill to reach his decision.

"I think I prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled
to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and
tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill Gates. His voice filled with
anguish an disappointment, Bill responded, "This is awful! This is
nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening!
What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches,
the scantily-clad women playing in the water?"

"Oh, that was a demo," replied St. Peter. . .
"This is the release version."

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( 10:38 AM ) sisoflexx

I've got the pictures of ProgDay back, but I can't find the cord to my scanner, so there you go...
Jay's grandmother passed away Tuesday morning. We went and got a rental car for me, so he could drive mine to Michigan for the funeral. The reason I got the nice car is because, if you go out of state, you pay $ 300, and you have to pick the car up from Hartsfield Int'l. Ridiculous. The car cost $ 230 instead. It drives like a dream, but I really wanted to try out a TrailBlazer. I'd like to get one. I was on empty the other morning, and pulled up next to the pump. I couldn't find the gas cap release anywhere. I opened the glove compartment. No gloves, but it did have what I was looking for- the owner's manual. I spent 10 minutes flipping through the pages looking for the release, and found it : It was under the driver's side door armrest, completely hidden under my ample hips. I guess it would be a ggod theft detterent, but I wish they'd let the renters know where the hell it was. The car also has 2 buttons on the rearview mirror : 'off' and 'auto'. I mused what the hell that meant as I was driving home. Then the sun went down and the glare off the cars' headlights behind me was bugging me, so I looked up to flip the mirror to reduce the glare. It wouldn't flip up, so I pushed 'auto', thinking it had to do something. It did- it turned the reflection green.Cut the glare off completely. Yet the next day, the setting sun was directly behind me, " I'm blinded !" And the mirror did absolutely nothing for me. So I had to turn it away. Really safe, that is, now I can't use it at all. I guess the mirror only works when it's pitch black and someone's beaming a flashlight through the back window. Hm.
Jay called me at work Thursday saying he'd stopped and tried to call me 3 times at one phone. It told him on the first try : " Please deposit $ 4.20. " He went in the quickiemart and came back out with his change. It then told him $ 5.50. He went back in and got more quarters, then the voice told him $6.60. He said screw it, and drove for a while more, then stopped again, and as he was telling me this story, he said this phone asked for 70 cents, and now he's standing there with 15 pounds of weight in his pockets, jingling.

Larry, Jay's dad, said the family decided to take her off of life support, as she couldn't live with her own efforts, and it was no way for her to be. It's got to be awful, having to make a decision like that, with a parent. Then again, worse would be having to decide on your own child.
I met Jay's grandparents about 5 years ago, when we drove up for my reunion, and visited Diana. They were very nice, and Jay showed me and Morgan around the old homestead, and his grandfather proudly showed Morgan his antique tractor. I have photos of that I could post here, but again, scanner cord- ?
Jay's coming back this morning, I hope he makes it safely back. And soon...

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( 8:36 PM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side
of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse
named Benny.

The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So
he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.

Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull."
Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger."
Still, Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard."
Benny just stood.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said,
"Okay, Benny, pull."

Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he
called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only
one pulling he wouldn't even try."

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( 10:36 PM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny

The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper HMO:

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Go left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

4. The guideline that reads, "The patient is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense that is covered 100% - is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors
with little M's on them.

And the number One sign that you belong to a cheap HMO:

1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.

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( 9:37 PM ) sisoflexx

The best beer drinking story ever??
Courtesy of Mabs
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,comes a true
story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the
evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as
a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry
night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes
as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer,
having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car,
put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police
station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it,"
said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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( 9:19 PM ) sisoflexx

I stopped by Smitty's Cigar Shop on the way home to pick up a few for Jay.
I was asking about British cigarrettes, if they imported any, as Marlboro Lights just suck now. I remember when you could run one under your nostrils ( unlit ) and smell the rich 'baccy. Now it smells like caulk.
I told Jay : " You know those smells, the ones that bring a tear to your eye with the nostalgia, like my fathers ciggies, I would say- I remember my dad, Ahh, the smell of tobacco"...Then flash forward to Morgan, 30 years from now, when he gets a whiff of strichnine and formaldehyde : " Ahh, reminds me of Mom's ciggies ".
Anyhoo, this guy in the cigar shop asks me if I've thought of rolling my own. No.
Why not ? I'd need to have a filter.
He told me to stick around after he rang up the purchase, then went into the back room and brought out a small silver case. He opened it up, and there was a flap of fabric folded into the lid. He placed a small filter in one end of the flap, then stuffed the rest of the flap with tobacco. He licked the rolling paper, placed it flush against the fabric above the filter and 'baccy, then pushed it down, rolling it under them both. He shut the case, which finished the rolling process, and a perfectly formed ciggie popped out the end of the case.
He whipped out his lighter, and lit my new ciggie, and by god was it ever good. I told him, that's what my husband's getting me for Christmas. It's cheap, too. And as lazy as I am, I'd have to cut back on the smoking, I would have to work for it. Better than having them on hand, I don't know the meaning of making them last. And instead of arsenic poisoning, I'll just have good old emphesema.

I just remembered something : Flashback to 1984 - Diana and I came across a pack of Pall Mall unfiltered somewhere. Probably the apartment building's laundry room, but that's besides the point. We tried smoking these harsh things, and just couldn't. We were hanging out on Army-Navy Drive with a friend named Mena. Mena had borrowed these huge clunky gold sandals out of Diana's mother's closet, had a boob tube barely on her triple D's, and along come a group of boys, one of which Diana had a mad crush on. They ask us , " How's it goin' ? Blah blah, Diana thinks she's in with this guy, and here comes Mena, boobs bouncing, clop ! clop ! clop ! with the gold clogs, and slaps a cig in her mouth. One of the guys asks for one, and she hands them the pack.

" Pall Malls ? Unfiltered ! ? " He exclaims.
Like a bad Sandy imitation, she takes a big drag, drops it on the ground, and with big clunky gold sandal, grinds it out. " They're ba-aad ! "she sneers.

Of course, the guys all laugh and leave. Diana's 5 different shades of red. She had to wait five years to have another chance with that guy.

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( 8:13 PM ) sisoflexx

Harry Potter Chamberpot of Secret crap watch
Price:

$95.00 !!!

Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets! This new Harry Potter watch features a pyramid A pyramid !!! crystal with a molded logo on the dial. Three-hand quartz movement. Genuine leather strap with contrast stitching. Whaa ? Comes with a reptile-textured ? box with two molded metal silver snakes intertwined together heh heh with emerald green eyes. Not blue.GREEN !
What snake has green eyes, anyway ? As the box opens, the tray is raised to display the watch.

OOHH!

Order now for a low-numbered edition! Only 2000 pieces worldwide. That's all ?!

If an adult buys this for their kid, they're stupid. If they buy it for themselves, they're gay.

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( 7:59 PM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of
Jawja. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce
in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The
mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had
brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked
for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the
mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a
dollar in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to
me or the machine?"

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( 7:57 PM ) sisoflexx

Joking about smoking...

Remember, smoking doesn�t kill people. People who are trying to quit
smoking kill people.

One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It's only
fair. Since smokers aren't around as long as the rest of us, they should
pay more while they're here.

I quit smoking once for six days. And then they untied me.

Trying to quit smoking can drive you nuts -- especially when you try to
light your nicotine gum.

Marlboro has a line of outdoor gear for smokers. They recommend you buy it
a size larger so paramedics don�t have to cut it off of you.

The Marlboro clothing is very functional. The denim jacket has electric
heart paddles sewed right into the lining, and there�s a backpack that can
hold a portable respirator.

I stopped smoking and extended my life expectancy. My wife is furious.
More on smoking
James Bond Resumes Smoking After 13-Year Break

LONDON (Reuters) - After 13 years without a smoke, world famous secret agent James Bond has started puffing again, Britain's Sunday Times newspaper reported.
It published an image from the latest Bond film, "Die Another Day," in which Bond actor Pierce Brosnan is smoking a cigar.
The decision to feature cigars in the film, which premieres in London Monday, has outraged the anti-smoking lobby.
Bond, better known for his vodka-martinis than his nicotine habit, smoked in his early films but has not been seen with a cigarette since the 1989 film "License to Kill."

So it's okay for him to have cirrohosis (?) of the liver, just not cancer. Hmm.

Really, it is bad for you, folks, don't get me wrong. Just having some fun.

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( 7:50 PM ) sisoflexx

I spent alot of time in the kitchen today. So proud of myself, I feel guilty if I don't do something productive with my weekend. I cleaned the dishes, removed the hinges and handles from the last of the cabinet doors. I painted primer on the last of the cabinets, drove Joq home, bought some new flower pots, then repotted some plants. Ahh ! Then, I update my blog. What a good girl !
Now, this week I need to wash the cabinet doors, then prime them, then paint all the cabinets and doors dark green. Then I'll be done with painting the kitchen. Yaay ! Almost done !
Watch, it'll take me until after Christmas, I bet you.

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Here's a ' before ' shot. Note: By this time, I had painted that one shelf !
And that Jade plant was alive, too.

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( 7:47 PM ) sisoflexx

I know this brings to mind some crudity you may wish you hadn't imagined, but I thought it was funny as hell, so there !
Jay was watching tv, Morgan and his buddy Joq were playing on the computer, and I went into the bathroom which is directly behind them. I was in the process of " changing my oil ", which is changing my oh so lovely tampon.
I ripped the paper off the new tampon and applicator and it shot out of my hand, dropped to the floor, and rolled across it, right under the door . I gasped in surprise, and immediately grabbed an eyeliner pencil from my bag, and crouched next to the door. I used the eyeliner as a hook, moving it this way and that, but couldn't feel the tampon. Then it hit me - Here I am, on the floor, with my pants around my ankles, trying to reach a wayward tampon ! I pulled my pants up, and cautiously opened the door. The boys were engrossed in their games, backs to me, and Jay was still watching tv. I looked down, and the tampon had rolled across the hall 6 inches! I grabbed it, and ran back into the bathroom. I had the giggles so bad. This embarrassing crap always happens to me . Such a disgusting story, I know, I just had to share it !
Hold no bars, right ?
Or tampons, for that matter .

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( 10:23 PM ) sisoflexx

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This will teach me to leave Morgan and his friends at the house alone for a few minutes.
With a camera. My camera !
Are they stupid !?

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( 8:53 PM ) sisoflexx

Too sweet !
Lady Liberty.
Makes me feel all patriotic!

Sent to me from Ameena

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( 8:18 PM ) sisoflexx

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Our wood burning fu