Ms. Ann Thrope

A stolen post from Braylen up at Mad World

I think it's amusing, and honestly have never been annoyed by the assumption that I'm gay. In fact, on a couple of occasions I've been slightly annoyed when hanging out with friends in semi-gay bars, that no one offered to buy me a drink.

But I digress.

You ever realise that you actually know someone who make good money being a stand up comedian? My brother and Braylen are two good examples.

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( 10:17 AM ) sisoflexx

Yesterday's weather was so bad, I actually thought about turning around and heading home to wait for daylight.
The long winding road was littered with branches, so I had to dodge those. Then I get up to 129 and that's where the fun really began ! The traffic light's were out, I got to the second bridge crossing Lake Lanier and the right lane was stopping and getting over. I get up front and find a couple of stepladders in the road. As I'm checking my mirrors, biding my time so I can zip over, I notice the six foot ladder spinning around, sliding towards me. That's how strong the wind was.
I got past this obstacle, and was drawing close to another intersection, when there was a flash of light and an explosion. ( Loads of explosions this week ! ) Next set of lights, I see cars in the left lane scootching over into my lane, as I'm crawling along in pitch black, I only see what my feeble, yellow-with-age-headlights hit within 3 feet. I look over to the left, and see a small car with it's front end sheared off. What I nearly missed seeing, directly in front of the wreck ( and obviously, so did that driver ) was a huge feckin' tree , completly across that lane.
The next light was out also, and there was a school bus waiting to turn. I stopped, and a few cars in the left lane whizzed by, and finally someone stopped so the bus could get out. I really feel for school bus drivers. But they can't be in their right minds, can they ? Who would actually voluntarily drive a lumbering vehicle, no power to speak of, with a bunch of brats ? I'm not downing them, I really do feel for them. They say fire fighters and police have the dangerous, heroic jobs, but really, it's school bus drivers.
Anyway, enough about crappic traffic situations, I've got to get ready and go pick up Morgan's friend Joq, who's staying the night. Peace, out !

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( 10:15 AM ) sisoflexx

Today's Funny !

Forget the meaning of life...we're stuck on these questions!:

Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown,
too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do
it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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( 9:36 PM ) sisoflexx

For a great laugh, believe me, you have to check this out ! I can't stop laughing. Brought tears to me eyes ! I pissed mesel' !
Those of you who may find jokes about the mentally impaired may want to skip this one.
You'll still laugh, though.

As heard on the MJ Morning Show this morning.

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( 9:07 PM ) sisoflexx

She'll probably kill me for this- Ah well, tis' the season !
Merry Christmas, Ameena ! Hee hee !