Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)


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May 17, 2003
      ( 6:17 PM ) sisoflexx
Mabs sent me this in the mail-
When I first went to the address, I almost closed it, because it involved me typing info in ; but don't let that dissuade you ! It really is extremely humorous when you go along with it ! Please try it ! Please ?!
**The Fortune Teller **
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      ( 6:11 PM ) sisoflexx
I was hoping to spend more time here tonight, but thunderstorms approachith.
First, I'd like to wish

My brother Lex

a very Happy

4th

anniversary of his 29th Birthday.
Goddess , I'll be done with the survey soon. ( Promise ! )
Jay and I met up with Judi and Chaz yesterday for lunch, they brought Morgan's new bike down. I bought more flowers to go with the others I blew $ 100 on the other day. And I'm actually planting them ! Not leaving them in their flats to die ! I'm so proud ! < sniff ! >
Other than that, nothing new, sorry. Nah, I'm not, I'm glad to lead a boring life, now.
I'm sure you want to know this : Jay was unusually ( not really ) frisky tonight.
And this morning.
Aw crap. What do they call people who use the withdrawal method ?
......
......
Mom and Dad !

HaHaHaHaaaaahhhhhgaaaad!

Which reminds me :

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks
him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies.
"I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my
child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never
misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

"So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in
front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear,
and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him,
suffering from a bullet wound in its chest."

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the
man said.

"Exactly," replies the Doc.

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May 12, 2003
      ( 6:27 PM ) sisoflexx

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.

As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks
Clinton,
"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a
quickie!"

"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good
idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She
walks away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
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      ( 6:26 PM ) sisoflexx
Everything's fine, we're all well, had a lovely brunch with Judi and Chaz yesterday. We got to go swimming at their house on Sat.
Nice red glow all over skin.

Judi told us one of their dogs, Tyler, has cancer in his hind legs. It's very sad, but he's a great last few years with them.

Mum's got a job at some health complex, I think... She books the courts, tracks, etc... I think.

Anyway, take care, keep up the good work !
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May 2, 2003
      ( 6:44 PM ) sisoflexx
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at
noon.

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is
nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and
apologetic.

"I'm sorry," says Socialism, "I was standing in line for
sausage."
Capitalism says - "What's a line?"
And Communism says - "What's a sausage?"
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      ( 6:43 PM ) sisoflexx
NIce, quick and easy enough week, afew days off early, which you know I love !
An earthquake, cool, and now I think Morg's got poison oak/ivy, who knows ?
I may visit Judi and go swimming, we'll see...'

Have a great weekend, everyone ! Stay out of trouble !
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