Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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Aug 14, 2003
      ( 2:30 PM ) sisoflexx
The New Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd
try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew
nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward
the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto
the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said,
after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! Now you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone.

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Aug 9, 2003
      ( 7:40 PM ) sisoflexx
I guess the cat stories weren't enough to keep me blogging, sorry.
I haven't even gotten on the internet in a month except to look up a belt for a co-worker.
I had 450 e-mails, 12 of which were from people I actually know, the rest were deleted, taking up more of my
precious time. Yeah, sure, precious. " My precious ! "
Last month Diana came down for the week of July 4th, we had a great time.
A few weeks later Morgan and I went to Charleston with Diana and her guy, Allan. We spent the first day at Folly Beach, boogie boarding,etc. I'm still peeling, a month later. Hello, melanoma !
We went sight-seeing in Charleston, and the last day it was pouring rain, so we went to the aquarium
as Morgan was keen to see the otters. Then we said our good byes and headed for home.
This past Thursday Jay, Morgan and I went out to get Morgan a haircut for school and Jay went off to browse for a new stereo. I told the stylist to keep Morgans' hair long, but don't turn him into a mullet boy.
She did worse. He looks like a computer nerd from the ears up, and a mullet boy from the ears down, with a defineate line of demarcation in between. Sigh. Oh well. Morgan started the 8th grade yesterday. He'll be turning 13 in a couple of weeks. Sigh. Oh well. He'll be starting high school next year. Sigh... You know the rest.
Jay met back up with us in the bookstore, where I picked up 2 more books. I'm glad to get back into reading, but I really need to finish the Lord of the Rings trilogy first.
Jay found a reciever up the road for $200 off, just because the box was damaged. It has 5 tiny speakers and a woofer ( hee ). We spent 2 hours wiring the damn thing with Jay swearing the whole time. Well, about the last 30 minutes, anyway. I wish we had wireless speakers, but that's just not possible. Jay put on his Zappa, and sat there in awe over the surround sound. He'd get up and run up to each speaker, cocking his head and remarking on how every speaker had different sounds playing out of it.
At one point, when he was sitting there with his heart on his sleeve, I asked, " Are you going to cry, you pussy ? "
It would have been funny if he'd burst into tears, huh ?
Or said, walking towards me, fist raised , " No bitch, but you will be ! " Ha ha. Ulp.

Today is our 6 th anniversary ( Jay and I ). I can't believe it's already been 6 years . I gave it 2 at most, but, there you go. Proof it's a wierd world, after all.

Happy Anniversary, Jay !

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