( 8:09 PM ) sisoflexx

Rick pointed out the teeny comments box- I have no idea how to fix them, and I'm not going to spend the time now- get your magnifiers out, you two !

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( 7:48 PM ) sisoflexx

What a week ! Now I get to relax, and tomorrow I look forward to meeting a few new people :
Rob and his friends Recondo and Georgia. I'm not nervous, and it's probably from having to do job interviews in the past year, and the fact that I've given up trying to make a good impression. Take me or leave me, I'm comfortable with that. I know I'll have a good time, and if not, well, I'll just go home. No worries.
But that's worse case scenario.
No, worse case scenario is ending up hog tied in a leather S&M creation with a harness equipped with a red rubber ball shoved in my mouth.
I need to pick up some film, as I promised Joanie I'd take pictures. I also need to take my automatic ( camera ) so I'll have some pics to upload Sunday morning. So, have a great weekend, and I'll try to as well !

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( 4:03 PM ) sisoflexx

A federal grand jury has indicted a Los Angeles podiatrist on fraud charges for billing Medicare for procedures on patients that turned out to have no feet or to have been dead.

( I think he doesn't have a leg to stand on. )

Prosecutors said on Friday that Robert Ken Kasamatsu, 41, used the names and numbers of about 100 Medicare beneficiaries, some of whom he had never seen, to create and submit bogus claims totaling more than $600,000 between 1996 and 2000.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeannie Joseph said Kasamatsu obtained Medicare information for the fraudulent bills from the nursing homes where he sometimes saw patients.

He submitted bills for "two-foot" services on about 40 Medicare recipients who had had one or both feet amputated, and for 30 people who had died, Joseph said. She added that in some cases, Kasamatsu treated one foot while claiming to have treated both feet.

I'd love to know what the hell was running ( ha ) through his mind.

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( 3:56 PM ) sisoflexx

Funny article on Ahh-nald:
Do me a favor, scroll down the page until you see the words :"our next President" wedged in between two hilarious photos of Arnold. It's worth seeing !

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( 3:52 PM ) sisoflexx

Udai and Qusay Post Mortems

There's a point made on this page about the over-done mortician job, which leaves them looking nothing like themselves, no wonder people have a hard time believing Udai and Qusay are dead.

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( 3:29 PM ) sisoflexx

I love this story from the Netlore Archive :
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. "

I wish I'd found this out 3 weeks ago when Jay got me to believe it.

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( 3:23 PM ) sisoflexx

Go on, spook yourself out ! The Best Ghost Photos Ever Taken .

Boo!

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( 2:49 PM ) sisoflexx

Check out today's post by my brother:
_{"One of my ongoing Beavis and Butthead type gags is to have fun with the word 'wood' (Huh-huh. He said 'wood', Beavis). This is particularly prevalent in trips through Fairfax, which has a decidedly sylvan theme going on with it's street names.

You run across names like Morningwood (What I wake up with every single day) Drive, and Wasted Wood (Tragedy that occurs way too often) Lane.

This always leads to a wuerffel stream of consciousness thing resulting in godawful tangents like Firewood (Thankfully has never happened to me. But I'm told that a shot of Penicillin will clear that right up), Deadwood (When you've had just one beer too many), Wormwood (I just really don't want to talk about that, ok?), Cherrywood (We all had this at some point), Rosewood (If you prick us, do we not... Uh, like, never mind), Drywood (At the tail end of one of those thoroughly enjoyable though extremely exhausting weekends), and Driftwood (No, really Honey, it was an accident, I swear).

The one that occurred to me this week: Petrified Wood (Will. Not. Even. Go. There.)."}

He can be very clever at times ! ( How does he come up with that stuff ? )

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( 1:46 PM ) sisoflexx

On payday two weeks ago, I went to the bank to deposit my check and asked for $ 40 back.
It wasn't until the next day, when I was with Lisa at Taco Hell, that I opened the enveloppe
and found $ 60 in it.
I had to wait until the following Tuesday to go back to the bank, as Monday was ~~Decimator of Civilizations Day~~ er, Columbus Day.
I asked for the teller who had served me on Friday, but she wasn't in. I explained what had happened, and gave them their $ 20 back. Boy, I felt good about myself !
This past Monday ( week ago ), I got a letter from the bank explaining the error of the teller, that I was given too much money, so they deducted $ 20 from my account.

Priceless !

^{( Mastercard, eat your heart out ! )}

So I tried to call the bank itself, but the phone rang endlessly. ( Don't answer it ! It's Heather trying to get her twenty bucks back !) I ended up having to call the 800 number and speaking to a rep. She was confused at what I was trying to tell her. Nobody returns money, right ?
She put me on hold and called the bank and spoke with them, then got back to me and told me the person she talked to remembered me coming in and returning the money. So, she credited my account back the $ 20.

Jay, who watched me sitting there on the phone for 45 minutes said, " Darlin' , next time just keep the money ! "

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( 1:44 PM ) sisoflexx

We had a great weekend !
Lazy Saturday, then late in the afternoon we headed up to Judi and Charles'.
When I went to bed in the basement, I thought of getting up and taking my lenses out, as they were bothering me.
So, I went back upstairs and looked in my overnight bag for the contact case.
Jay was still up watching TV and asked what I was up to. I told him, and that I couldn't find it, and I'd just have to suffer for the night.
When I got back into bed, however, they were still bugging me, and I knew I'd never get to sleep.
So, I got out of bed , headed back upstairs, and hunted two small paper cups down.
I put tap water in them, then placed a lens in each cup. As I passed by the living room Jay asked why I was up again, and I explained to him what was going on. I made a mental note to myself to warn Morgan in the morning not to touch the cups. I said goodnight to Jay and headed back to bed.

The next morning I had been up for a few hours before I even thought of taking a glance at the cups.
The left one was empty. Bone Dry. Devoid of liquid. And lens.

I called to Morgan and asked him if he'd touched either cup, mentally berating myself for not thinking of the warning I was supposed to give him. He told me he hadn't, and that left one other person...

So I let him sleep in a few more hours, and went downstairs to wake him.
" Jay, did you , by any chance, use a small cup in the bathroom to rinse your mouth out last night ? "
" I guess, why ?"
" Do you recall me telling you I didn't have the contact case, and I was using cups to put them in ?"
" I didn't pay attention to what you were saying ." Then : " You must really hate me."

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( 10:20 PM ) sisoflexx

I have 3 albums up. Yay.
Anyway, it takes a long time, but now I know what is involved, I'm very relieved. You can check out the link on the left, or here. Or, not at all. You're probably better off, anyway.

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( 1:23 PM ) sisoflexx

I finally got one freaking album up. FINALLY!

It only took a week and a half.

What really helped :

I downloaded Arachnophilia 5.2 . That with all the tutorials I've read helped alot.

The links are very simple, but so am I, so it's....simple.
It works, though, now I just have to add my other albums.

Nothing exciting, but I hope you all will enjoy them, all the same !

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( 4:16 PM ) sisoflexx

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny,
you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment
to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?" Johnny
just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

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( 4:11 PM ) sisoflexx

Just letting you know how glad I am the weekend was here. work had alot of pschodramas this week, I'm glad to get away for a few days. There's some Effed up crap going on with one of the workers. She's up to no good, and like Jay tells me, " Stay out of it ", I'm going to try.
Have a great weekend, everyone !

I'm still trying to get that link done, so excuse the light bloggage.
( You should be used to it anyway.)

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( 6:17 PM ) sisoflexx

Am I now seeing how hard it is to add a link. I've worked on it for days, and still can't get it right !
I keep reading tutorials on CSS, HTML, blah blah blah !

And I've just learned I've been going about it the wrong way.

Crap on a cracker !

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( 12:40 PM ) sisoflexx

Photo Links

Please ignore the links on the bottom right side. I'm learning HTML and don't need any wise cracks.
Really, it's a waste of time for you, and it will be even when I have the pages up and running. Ha ha.

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( 12:37 PM ) sisoflexx

This was hilarious !
I'm sure Jay will appreciate me posting this, but it was just too funny not to !
Thursday afternoon I got off of work early, and stopped by the store on the way home.
I happened to come across some tooth pain meds, and saw OraGel. I thought of Jay at home, one of his wisdom teeth were killing him. He's already got an appointment to have it pulled next week, but I thought this could ease his pain , if only temporarily.
When I got home, he greeted me from upstairs and I took him the tube of OraGel. I showed it to him and explained that he had to put a drop on his finger and rub it into the sore spot. He gave his thanks and I wandered off downstairs. As I sat on the recliner, I could hear thumping from upstairs. I heard creaking as he made his way down the stairs. As he appeared, I asked him how the medication did.
" Too well. " he said, " My right side of my face is completely numb ! "
" How much did you use ? You only needed a dab ! " I told him.
" I used it like it told me in the directions - I placed the tube to the tooth and squirted it on, but a whole glob spat out and dripped down on the back of my throat ."
I was laughing hysterically by this point.
He continued : " So I used my tongue to smear it around my toof, an' now I ca-an't feeyul ma ton' "
Tears are coursing down my face now.
He looked miserable. " I thought my air passage was closing up, but now I know It's just that my throat is numb."
No matter how hard I tried ( in between giggles ) to explain that he only needed to apply to his finger or a swab first, he kept replying what the instructions said.
He won't listen as I tell him the gel needed to be applied directly, not the tube !
I warned him this was going on my blog, and I was even going to add him sitting there with his mouth slack and drool quivering from his drooping lip, but he just told me I had an overactive imagination.

And now he won't use the gel at all.

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( 8:18 AM ) sisoflexx

Damn !

( Or, as Dax would say, Just damn ! )

I have enough milk left for one more cup of coffee.

Damn.

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( 8:14 AM ) sisoflexx

The past few days I linger to look out of the windows and watch the leaves fall, the geese honking as they head south, the nip in the air.
As I drove to work the other morning, I realised the change in the light, the lamposts out in gardens as I past them by seemed to have a different glow.
Maybe it's the leaves that have fallen, that I see porch lights clearer than I did ? I don't know, it just hit me that it's turned another season.
I like the change in seasons, but I look forward to winter being over faster than the others. And winter seems to last the longest, for that reason.

Jay and Morgan have already been out in the yard no less than 5 times, blowing the leaves and gathering them up to haul in the woods.
( Morgan running around, waving his arms to swat a lone yellow jacket.)

I love watching him haul leaves.

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( 8:06 AM ) sisoflexx

As I was reading through my favorite blogs just now, I heard a knocking on the side of the house. I went out on the deck, and leaned over it to get a good look at the roof. I surprised something, alright. Angrily squawking as he flew away, was a woodpecker.

Now I'm left to wonder what vermin is hiding in the shingles ?

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( 1:33 PM ) sisoflexx

Here's the pic of the tiger that mauled Roy.

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( 5:45 PM ) sisoflexx

10,075 !!!

Can you believe it ?

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( 11:42 AM ) sisoflexx

Maryland First Lady Apologizes to Britney Spears : "During the domestic violence conference last Friday, Ehrlich criticized Spears' new sexual image and its message for girls. At one point, she joked: 'Really, if I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would.'
There was no immediate response from Spears to the first lady's apology. Earlier in the week, her label Jive Records released a statement saying, 'It seems that Mrs. Ehrlich has shot her own self in the foot by promoting violence as well.'"

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( 11:17 AM ) sisoflexx

We've bought DVD'd of Family Guy, and now the theme song won't get out of my head. At least it's replaced the other three on continuous loop ;
1. " Someone's Knocking at the Door/ Let Me In (?) " Wings
2. " John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmidt " unknown ( to me, anyways and totally Morgan's fault, that bastard )
3. " Sexy Thing " Hot Chocolate

Aw, shit, now they're all in chorus ! Stereo, even !

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( 11:36 AM ) sisoflexx

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) -- Volunteer bush pilots are flying winter supplies to a family whose cabin in the backcountry of Wrangell-Saint Elias National Park and Preserve has been isolated by a dispute over use of an old road through the park.

The cabin owner, who legally changed his name from Bobby Hale to Papa Pilgrim , lives with his wife and 15 children deep within the park. He wants the right to drive a bulldozer over an old 14-mile mining road. The National Park Service so far has refused a permit.

"The 1866 mining claim statute allows the state to assert claim to historic rights of way across federal land. State officials have been reluctant to push the claim for this and hundreds of other routes it has identified.

Pilgrim accused the Park Service of trying to starve his family out, but said they are resolved to stay.
'I just trust before this is all over, we will all be on the same side and we are going to see the needs of people, and the basis of it all is to love each other,' Pilgrim said."

As for the family's predicament, it isn't considered an emergency under federal regulations, Candelaria said.

You trek out into wilderness to live off the land, but you did it far enough away so that if you do want luxuries of the 'other world', you would need a road to get to the nearest clearing for an air drop.

15 children ?! If I had that stamina, a 14 mile hike is a walk in the park (hee). Or maybe he's too tired now ?
He should have changes his name to Papa Pilgram Wannabe.

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( 11:32 AM ) sisoflexx

"Sakura, 1435 Thompson Bridge Road, Gainesville Score: 92
Gloves being reused by sushi prep person. After use (one order, many order done at once or prep for sushi bar) change gloves and wash hands before putting on new pair"

Yeah, no salmonella there, buddy !

Friendship Auction, 981 Atlanta Highway, Buford Score: 94

Men's restroom needs soap and paper towels and cleaning. Food handlers without proper hair restraint. A hat or hairnet is required. Many flies in kitchen. To prevent easy access of flies from auction area to kitchen, keep door to kitchen closed.

I don't even know what to say to that one !

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( 10:56 AM ) sisoflexx

For people who don't know, Acidman's pet name for his trouser snake is Roscoe. I've just read this on his blog...

I think most of the soreness is gone now, and even though I still carry a semi-boner all the time because of the implants, I'm not as tender as I was and it gives me a constant bulge in the britches that most men would kill for.

I just have one or two problems.

When my next-door neighbor comes home from work and clicks her garage door opener from the car, her garage door goes up. So does Roscoe. I tried to get the same results from MY garage-door opener, but I must not have the correct frequency.

I've tried to buy that special clicker from her, but she locks the door and calls 911 if I yell "I WANT IT!" at her. What is wrong with that woman? I mean, it's not like it's HER that I want, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I just want HER GARAGE DOOR OPENER.

I offered to swap mine for hers. She asked why. I told her. She called 911.

Now, that is amusing !

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( 8:19 AM ) sisoflexx

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front
door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because
"she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out
to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that
her husband will be out soon. "He's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...

This is the opposite for us when we leave for a weekend; the cat ( Spaz ) knows we're going, and she'll try everything to get out. It's like Mission Impossible trying to get the car loaded with that bitch around...

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( 8:03 AM ) sisoflexx

I'm taking Morgan woth me to visit Lisa, with whom I got laid off at my last workplace. I had fun there, but there was alot of shit to deal with. Near the end I was perpetually angry. Anyway, we've kept in touch and usually we have alot of crap going on, so we couldn't get together. I'm free this weekend, so I told her I'd pop in and see her.
She's actually still looking for a job, so I'm going to take some listings with me when I visit.

I think I'll try to pop in on Rachel at her weekend job today too.
She called me yesterday and told me she was fired. It sounds very fishy, as the manager fired her and another girl at the same time, in his office. Very professional. The owner of the workplace took off for the day so he wouldn't have to deal with it.

Pussy .

Rachel told me they were fired for "insuboordination", but had never recieved verbal or written warnings . In fact, neither of them had ever been written up before.
I told her to go to the Labor Union and turn them in. She told me they've been in trouble with the LU before. So told her, even if she doesn't win in this aspect, at least they have anpther file against them. I'm sick of places like this treating their workers like, well, just workers. If someone has a personal beef against you, you're gone, like { snap } that. Then you have this dark cloud hanging over you when you try to go for another job. And try explaining your way out of that one - who hasn't explained : " I didn't do it ! They were all against me ! Not my fault ! "

Ah, well, hopefully things work out good for them in the end. Lisa and Rachel deserve good things, and those places don't deserve them, they're better off climbing out of Hell.

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( 11:53 AM ) sisoflexx

Todays Funny

A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and
said that since he was graduating from high school, he would
really like to get a car.

His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn and
pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for
the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you
a car". The boy was not too happy, but was understanding.

A week later, his second son approached him wanting a
motorcycle. "Well", the father said, "as soon as the tractor is
paid for we'll see about getting you your scooter."

Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a bike. Again,
the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be
paid off first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with
his father's explanation, saw the farm rooster doing it's
rooster duty with one of the hens. He promptly went over and
kicked the rooster off the hen's back, mumbling to himself.

His dad asked, "Son, now why would you do something like that?
He didn't do anything to deserve that."

The third son replied, "Hey, nobody around here rides anything
until that tractor gets paid off!"

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( 11:48 AM ) sisoflexx

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Las Vegas performer Siegfried Fischbacher of the "Siegfried & Roy" duo said on Wednesday the mauling of his partner Roy Horn by a tiger during a performance was an accident.Horn remained in critical but stable condition at University Medical Center in Las Vegas after a 600-pound white tiger seized him by the neck in the middle of a performance on Friday, the magician's 59th birthday.

The tiger was trying to help Roy after the magician took a fall, Fischbacher said in an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live" program.

"I just saw that the tiger grabbed him on the sleeve ... and Roy said, 'Let go,' and the tiger let go and Roy bent back and he slipped," Fischbacher said.

He said he realized there could be trouble as the tiger moved toward Horn.

"The tiger (grabbed) Roy in the neck and he pulled him back on stage," Fischbacher said.

He said that the animal sensed heightened danger when he and an animal trainer ran to Horn's aid. "So he took Roy and put him backstage behind the curtain... to protect him and then he let Roy go," Fischbacher said.

"I say it was an accident," he said, adding that if the tiger wanted to kill Horn it would have done so very quickly.

Now I've heard it all.

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( 8:59 AM ) sisoflexx

Here's one of 'em : If you're depressed, don't visit it.
I thought myself in a healthy , happy frame of mind until I read some.
I went to bed feeling sorry for myself.

Thanks, dude !

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( 8:55 AM ) sisoflexx

This person has way too much time on their hands ! They point out defects on tell-tale pics of baggy eyes, chicken necks, etc., on celebrities.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's funny. I already look like these aging stars, and I'm only 35.

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( 8:31 AM ) sisoflexx

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( 8:22 AM ) sisoflexx

I saw this button on DaGoddesses site, and thought, that is a great cause.
Visit Robyn for some great photos and show your support for the 2nd Annual Boobie-Thon for breast cancer awareness !

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( 1:23 PM ) sisoflexx

Acidman writes : Hello?

This is what you SAY:

Hello ! This just in case you didn't get my last email- I'm interested in meeting you louts , but don't know where or how. Let me know, knowing is half the battle !
Heather xoxo

While this is what I get:

The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----

----- Transcript of session follows -----
... while talking to air-xk01.mail.aol.com.:
>>> RCPT To:
<<< 550 sisoflexx IS NOT ACCEPTING MAIL FROM THIS SENDER
550 ... User unknown

Turns out I had put on the option ' ban all mail from pigmenteer' . How did that happen ?
Might be all that smut I was getting. After my hubby broke my jaw I thought it prudent to erase all evidence of an extra-marital affair. Seems so long ago...

" Ow ! Okay, okay ! I'll keep the block on ! " ( Wink, wink )

It's probably John Ashcroft's dissent-crushing goons intercepting your email. I just wanted to let you know that I tried, Siso. Here is the message you didn't get:

You fell off my attention-meter because you stopped blogging. I tried to write you last week but your comments punted me off. I definitely want you to come to the blog-meet and I know you live somewhere close by.

You'll meet some interesting people and eat some damn good pizza, too. I have a DEFINITE on five bloggers (you'll make #6), and a "probable" on five others. It should be a hoot, and I'm bringing a guitar, too.

Hey, I'm # 6 !

I've come a long way since the Original Days. Remember when I bragged about getting 35 people to my site in a day? I do, and I'll never forget that. You were one of the people who really encouraged me in the beginning.

Little does he know the 35 hits he had back then were me.

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( 8:13 AM ) sisoflexx

A blurb from a letter I sent to Joanie
... I'm looking forward to meeting Dax and Rob, and I'm trying to talk friends into going, but you know how creepy it is to tell them you've never met them, just spoke on the internet ? Yeech !

It's funny 'cuz it's true ! I see the looks on their faces !
" You met them on the internet ? They're meeting at BLOOD mountain ? Are you nuts ? ! "
The only friend who seems interested is Rachel, but she's read the blogs, none of the others even know what a blog is.
I wish I'd kept my mouth shut.
At least when I don't show up for work on Nov. 3rd, they'll have an idea what happened to me.

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( 7:45 AM ) sisoflexx

Roy Horn , the Vegas illusionist was critically injured during a performance by the 'Siegfried and Roy' duo on Friday night.
Witnesses at the scene said the tiger, named Montecore, grabbed Horn's forearm. The magician hit him with his microphone and the tiger then lunged and bit him on the left side of the neck, causing profuse blood loss.
This reminded me of the ' Simpsons ' episode where Siegfreid and Roy were forcing a white tiger to ride around on a tricycle wearing a clown hat, while it was reminicing about it's days before its capture, laying blissfully in the shade of a tree, before the entertainers shot it with a dart and threw it in a net. The tiger then jumped off the trike and mauled one of the performers, and you could see bits of cloth flying around the tigers claws.

Horn was rushed to the University Medical Center, which said later he was out of surgery but still in critical condition.
The show has been canceled until further notice and the tiger, which was performing for the first time, is being quarantined at the hotel.

Did the tiger catch AIDS ? Why quarantine it ? Hmm.

'The last place Roy would place blame would be with the animal,' said Bernie Yuman, manager for 'Siegfried and Roy.'"

Of course not ! I'd bite him in the neck if he was beating me with a microphone too. How long were there guys working with large cats ? If one of them grabs your arm, you'd have backup guys to tranquilize the animal, hoping to save your arm and avert any more injury to yourself, not incite the animal further.

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( 8:31 PM ) sisoflexx

Okay, I finally got the comments working again.
It's about time, I was getting threatening hints from Acidman.

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( 5:11 PM ) sisoflexx

Two old guys, one 75 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 75 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "well, I eat rye bread every day". "It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 75 year old stops in at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady in the bakery asked if he needed help.

He said, "do you have rye bread?"

She said, "yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves?"

She said, "my goodness, 5 loaves... it'll get hard".

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this rye bread but ME?"

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Ms. Ann Thrope

Fodder of sisoflexx

Soft Scorn

Boo!

Priceless !

10,075 !!!