Ms. Ann Thrope

( 3:54 PM ) sisoflexx

Sorry I've been so lazy !

I have nothing to report, we're all doing great, and there's no new news. I find it hard to just sit and write about every mundane thing that happens to me day to day.

No angst. Nothing.

Hopefully something horrible will happen to me soon, then I'll have something to write about.

So don't check in but once a week, do yourself a huge favor, okay ?

Todays Funny

Now I lay me

Down to sleep.

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Some girly crap courtesy of Ameena.

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( 3:59 PM ) sisoflexx

Todays Funny

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously.
Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a politician!"

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( 3:53 PM ) sisoflexx

Update on that - Flash told me about Ad-aware, a tool that scopes out tags and cookies that have latched onto a user and use that info to bring up their pop ups where-ever thay are. I got rid of them, but it could happen again, who knows ? They are clever, though.

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( 4:47 PM ) sisoflexx

I'm sorry if you've been subjected to some jokers idea of fun by putting porno links on my page. I'm trying to fix it, but if I can't, I'll just take the page down.

Sorry guys and dolls !

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( 7:42 PM ) sisoflexx

Todays Funny

A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"

The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Did you find a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"

The dentist says, "No, not quite. You've got some shit on the end of your nose!"

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( 5:24 PM ) sisoflexx

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during the Christmas shopping season, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.