Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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Feb 26, 2004
      ( 9:22 AM ) sisoflexx


Senior Moment

Courtesy of Ameena
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      ( 9:16 AM ) sisoflexx


Snow Day
We're stuck in the house today, Jay tried to get into ( coming home from work ) the subdivision and failed. Our subdivision should be made into a ride at Six Flags. Even on a nice day it's a hairy ride.
Anyhoo, here's a pic I took today.

Brr!
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Feb 23, 2004
      ( 5:37 PM ) sisoflexx


30 Years difference

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing pot belly

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM


1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

1973: Whatever
2003: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses! are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old now ?
Courtesy of Ameena

Wow ! An entry !

In other news, I picked up Minerva from the vets' Saturday, now I get a chuckle shocking co-workers by telling them I now have a shaved pussy.
When they gasp I ask them what were they thinking about ? I got my cat spayed and her belly's been shorn bald !

Perverts.
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Feb 21, 2004
      ( 8:48 AM ) sisoflexx


I spoke with my Mum last night, she's coming for a visit in March, I can't wait. It's only a few weeks away ! This house needs a good cleaning. Ugh.

Today I'm going to pick up Minerva from the vets, she was spayed yesrterday, poor thing. So I'll be watching her this weekend.

One of my son's friends was expelled for buying pot at school. This is a 7th grader, folks. Now my son is irritated when he comes home and I try to score a dime bag off of him.

Anyway, everything else is fine, I'm looking forward to spring. The daffodils are already trying to poke their heads out. Take care of yourselves.

Peace, out.
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      ( 8:42 AM ) sisoflexx


Todays Funny


Flower Show

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never
have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way
out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
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Feb 18, 2004
      ( 6:00 PM ) sisoflexx


I forgot to post the passing of my thirtyfifth year.

Yesterday I turned thirtysix.

Fuck me running.
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      ( 5:44 PM ) sisoflexx


Next year...
Just try it again !
Superbowl halftime will be a little different !
Courtesy of Mabs
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      ( 5:40 PM ) sisoflexx


Todays Funny

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him.
Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through
University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the lawyer. "I turned to God for the answer," replied the rabbi.

"And what did he say?"

He said, "Funny you should come to me..."
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