Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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May 17, 2004
      ( 4:03 PM ) sisoflexx

Happy


Birthday,


Lex !!!

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      ( 3:58 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays Funnies

These made me laugh out loud -

A guy picks up a gal at a nightclub and they head back to her place.

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

Courtesy of Ameena

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
...

...to which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey !

Oh ! And I love you too !"

Courtesy of Mabs

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      ( 3:52 PM ) sisoflexx
I received a couple of "Realistic Reality " show promos in my mail. Here are a couple of my faves :



Courtesy of Mabs
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May 14, 2004
      ( 4:49 PM ) sisoflexx
Jennifer recently sent me some great pics of Evelyn, my newest ( and only ) niece.
I'd also like to wish Jen a belated Happy Mothers Day.

I'm terrible. I know.

What a beauty !
Little Evelyn Jane.
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May 11, 2004
      ( 5:05 PM ) sisoflexx
Well, I've been away from Blogger for 2 weeks now, and everything's changed in their set up, once again.

This post is actually to apologize. Not for not writing anything, but for you 2 readers who keep coming to check.

Sorry !

I will be back again, but there's so much to do with the garden and house cleaning, I just can't make the time.
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