Ms. Ann Thrope

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Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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( 10:00 PM ) sisoflexx

Todays Funny
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and
wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the
top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

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( 9:49 PM ) sisoflexx

Here's something lighter for Flash to ingest, since he's accused me of being morose !
This is my shirt !

This is my shirt !

This is the shirt I wore the night I met Jay.
( Well, it worked, didn't it ? )

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( 12:26 PM ) sisoflexx

I would always wonder what ever happened to Branigan, and here she dies unexepectedly.

Laura Branigan, a Grammy-nominated pop singer best known for her 1982 platinum hit 'Gloria,'' has died. She was 47. Branigan died of a brain aneurysm Thursday in her sleep at her home in East Quogue, said her brother Mark Branigan. He said she had complained to a friend of a headache for about two weeks before she died, but had not sought medical attention.

I loved her other hit, " Self Control ".
What a quick way to go. - Not unlike our neighbor across the street. :o(

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( 6:32 PM ) sisoflexx

Now that's clever advertising !

Courtesy of Ameena

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( 5:55 PM ) sisoflexx

Wow.
We'd been talking about this for weeks, about the neighbors across the street.
We haven't seen the husband for a while, and his truck's been parked by the side of the house, not in it's usual spot. Jay and I had said we'd go over to see if everything's okay, but just hadn't gotten around to it.
Jay just came in and told me he'd seen the wife and asked her if everything was okay, and she told him her husband died of a heart attack while he was out fishing.
She commented on the fact that at least he died doing something he loved doing, and they hadn't seen it coming. She's taking it day by day, she told Jay. He told her about Charles,and how he's suffering.
He told her if there was anything she needed to come on over and ask.
It shows how close we are to our neighbors, doesn't it ?

Maybe we should start.

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( 4:29 PM ) sisoflexx

Beer and Viagra don't mix!

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( 4:28 PM ) sisoflexx

Hey everyone, hope you're doing well ! I'm going to start reporting again. Hey - I'm trying, okay ?
It's been nearly two months since Jays' step-dad, Charles, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which had also spread to his liver. He goes to chemo once a week, and has a terrible time with all this and the pills that are supposed to relieve the pain as well as make him " better ".
Judy ( Jays mom ) has had to deal with alot , lately. I can't imagine having the strain of caring for someone that sick, and I wouldn't wish all this on my worst enemy. So it's really ironic that this bastarding illness would bitch slap the fuck out of two of the nicest people I've ever met.
I really don't want to touch too much on this subject, as I have the belief he will make a full , if not, speedy recovery. And I want to stay in that mind set as much as possible. For those who know him, send out a superb thought for him.
( And those who don't know him. )

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( 4:22 PM ) sisoflexx

Next week is ProgDay weekend. I can't believe it's already here again.
Then again, Sept. 11th is just around the corner, followed closely by X mas.
Morgan just turned 14. Can you believe it ?! It just seems like yesterday... ( " AAaaarrgghhh!!! - get it out !
more morphine ! Aaagh! ")
2 years since we've bought our house, and I still haven't unpacked all our boxes. Lazy ? No. Unmotivated ? Perhaps.
2 more weeks and my niece Evelyn turns 6 months old.
4 more days 'til Dianas 1st anniversary.
Bear with me, this is just my way of getting back into the groove, trying to timeline my life, in a way.
I should just stick with the jokes.

Todays Funny

Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So, the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in theirchairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady.""Yes, Father?" , she said.
"We are Priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are Priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Katherine." she replied.
Courtesy of Mabs

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