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Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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Nov 29, 2004
      ( 6:26 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays Funny

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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      ( 6:26 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays Funny

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Courtesy of Ameena
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Nov 16, 2004
      ( 10:30 PM ) sisoflexx
Jay told me he had a great time at the Halloween party at work - I just didn't realise how much - until I'd developed the roll out of the camera !

Fucker !
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      ( 9:24 PM ) sisoflexx
Okay, here's me trying to talk funny again.
It's funny how a bottle of red wine helps...

Oh, and think creepy to the max...
Alright, Jay and I were watching TV last night, and an ad pops up about ' Atmosfear '. There's a bunch of teens sitting around a table with a game board in front of them, ( reminecent of Ouija ) and a dvd on the TV with a ' skelator ' - type corpse ghoul announcing which deed they must carry through next. One hypnotic teen whispers reverently, ( quite faggoshly, actually ) " Yeth, Gate Keeper."
As we were watching South Park at the time, I told Jay, " This can't be real, it's a mock-o-mercial."
But it wasn't - that made me laugh out even harder.
Jay and I made up quips like :
( Keep in mind, we used a possessed ' exorcist girl ' voice )

Go fuck your mama

Strangle daddy

All hail lucifer - then go rape your mamas

All authority is evil - kick your principal in the nuts , all the way to HELL !

Jeez, there's no end to the entertainment value here !





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      ( 7:53 PM ) sisoflexx
Here's some more interesting t-shirt designs :






Courtesy of Ameena
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Nov 14, 2004
      ( 10:37 AM ) sisoflexx
Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one, they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here

chorus
Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now

'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here

chorus
Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes
As if to hide a lonely tear
My life will be forever autumn

'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here


chorus
Like the sun through the trees you came to love me
Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
You always loved this time of year
Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed, now
Sunset

'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here
'cause you're not here




by Gary Osborne and Paul Vigrass
from " Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of The War of the Worlds ", Columbia Records


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Nov 7, 2004
      ( 8:45 PM ) sisoflexx
My brother has a great story about sadly ( and finally ) getting rid of his room-mate Ricky.
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      ( 8:29 PM ) sisoflexx
Jay's dad Larry is here for the weekend, he flew his own plane down from Indiana. We're having a great time. I need to get some pics from him of his plane to post on the blog. He brought some great prezzies ( I got a Coach purse ) as usual we didn't have anything for him . ( Agh ! )
Morg and I went to Judis company cookout yesterday, and I actually won a door prize- $100 Lowes gift card ! Too cool.
Anyway- getting back to our visitor, Larry - literally, I've got to go.
'Til next time !
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      ( 8:13 PM ) sisoflexx
These are pics I took last weekend, when Judi, Morg and I went to visit Charles' gravesite . The flowers still looked beautiful a week and a half later.

From Bobby and Carolyn
This is a wreath from one of Charles best friends, Bobby, and his wife, Carolyn.

Ah, Charles
So many flowers...
The large wreath here is from Masterplan, Inc., Charles' company.
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      ( 8:07 PM ) sisoflexx
This is Evelyn and I at Lenox Square.
Cutie !
(Look at that poonim !)

I want one !!!
( Only if it's like her.)
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Nov 3, 2004
      ( 7:17 PM ) sisoflexx
Whoo - hoo!

Whoo - hooo!

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      ( 7:14 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays Funny

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go is to say, "Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no..."

"Bible!!! Church!!! Please! Stop!!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.



"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.

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Nov 2, 2004
      ( 5:59 PM ) sisoflexx
I went to where I was supposed to go to vote, and found out I wasn't on the list , my record hadn't gotten changed from when I moved. Jay voted there, and he didn't change his addy. Agh !
I was this /\ close to saying to hell with the whole thing, but I thought, what if my one vote was all it took to keep kreepy Kerry out ?
I had to drive 40 minutes away, cursing the whole time.
Luckily, there wasn't much fuss or wait at the other place, so I voted, and also filled out a change of address form. Agh !
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      ( 5:48 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays Funny

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says ........

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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      ( 5:45 PM ) sisoflexx
I don't believe it...

20,000 !

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