Soft Scorn

Definition :

Misanthropic / adj. A general hatred or contempt for fellow human beings,
of other people in general. Opposite of philanthropist.

example :
Jimmy Carter : philanthropist
Heather : misanthropist

Example of 'misanthrope' in conversation :
Heather : " This movie just shows how stupid people are. I hate people ."
Jay : " My, aren't we the misanthrope ?"
Heather : " What did you call me, you idiot !? Tell me you stupid son of a bitch !
What kind of stupid f**ked up word is that, dumbass? I hate you ! "

(An excerpt from The Werbinox Chronicles)

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Dec 20, 2006
      ( 2:41 PM ) sisoflexx
News on Allen:

"Stolen car link to hit-and-run?

POLICE say a car that knocked down and almost killed a man may have been stolen six weeks earlier.
The 28-year-old Sunderland man remains in a serious but stable condition today after he was discovered lying unconscious in the road last Friday.
Now, detectives are probing a possible link with the theft of a red Hyundai Atoz from Cowan Terrace, next to Park Lane transport terminal, on Sunday, October 29.
The car – registration V713 EBR – had not been seen since the theft, but officers say there is a possibility that it was involved in the hit-and-run."

Thank goodness he's recovering !
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Dec 18, 2006
      ( 6:38 PM ) sisoflexx
The new report on Allen is in : He's off the respirator and breathing on his own. He's grumpy. Diana says he's got tire marks across his chest. He's got 6 broken ribs and a punctured lung. 6 stiches in his leg and a perforated ear drum.
The way he remembers it, he tried to get out of the way of the driver , but it seemed a purposeful hit.
The police found the car a mile down the road, burned out. It was stolen in Oct., a teenage kid has been detained.
Anyway, I'm glad he's doing well and wish him a speedy recovery !

Good on yer, Allen !


( Whatever that means. )
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Dec 16, 2006
      ( 8:23 AM ) sisoflexx
Here's more on the news. Oh, that poor family.

News - Sunderland Today:
Hit and Run Horror
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      ( 8:09 AM ) sisoflexx
On a more serious note, bestest friend Diana called yesterday and left a message that hubby Allen was struck by a hit and run driver, and that he 's in ICU . He's visiting family in England, so she's flying out today. Let's keep our fingers crossed that he pulls through with flying colors. That's all I really know right now.
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Dec 12, 2006
      ( 5:58 AM ) sisoflexx
Does this qualify as being an oxymoron ?

Headlines :

"Nicolas Cage to Cut Back on Acting" :

I just thought the headline was funny. Kinda caught my eye, y'know?
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      ( 5:46 AM ) sisoflexx
REAL NICE !: "BOSSIER CITY, La. (AP) - A pit bull puppy chewed off four of a baby girl's toes while the child's parents slept, police here said Monday. The parents were booked on charges of child desertion and criminal negligence and were being held in the Bossier Parish Jail pending an initial court appearance."
Police said the parents were sleeping on a mattress in the living room of their residence and the month-old girl was in an infant seat beside them when the puppy began chewing on their baby's toes.

Mary Shannon Hansche, 22, and Christopher Wayne Hansche, 26, told police they woke up to the sound of the baby crying, found her mangled foot and took her to the hospital about 8:30 a.m. Sunday.

"They did not see the dog injuring the child," police spokesman Mark Natale said.

The girl underwent surgery Sunday at Sutton's Children's Hospital in Shreveport. There was no way to reattach the child's toes, Natale said Monday.

The puppy was 6 weeks old and had no record of receiving its shots and will be quarantined for 10 days to check for rabies. Natale said he did not know what the puppy's fate would be after that.

"The puppy itself was just several weeks old! I mean this was essentially a puppy," Natale said.

"This puppy might have been trying to nurse on the toes of this baby," veterinarian Michael Dale speculated. "I know that sounds a little far fetched, but that's the first thing that comes to my mind."

Teresa Miller, who sold the puppy to the Hansches, was skeptical the dog did it. "He didn't chew on anything while he was with me. Out of all of them (in the litter), he was the least chewy."

Another veterinarian, Dr. Valri Brown, said if the puppy chewed off the infant's toes, it would not have happened quickly. "It would have to be a period of time - maybe at least an hour," she said.

I thought the baby was right beside the parents ? They just slept through the whole thing ?

Meanwhile, the puppy's been quarantined at Bossier City's animal control office for the next 10 days to check for rabies. Natale said he did not know what the puppy's fate would be after that.

When she is released from the hospital, the child will be placed in a foster home until the case against her parents is settled, officials said.

More here on baby toes.
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Dec 9, 2006
      ( 5:32 PM ) sisoflexx
Todays' Funny

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little

girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.


"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a

safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the

back of it."


The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got

there, Sir, did Santa bring it to you?"


"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa

the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Courtesy of Ameena
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Dec 7, 2006
      ( 4:20 PM ) sisoflexx

Here's this years' Christmas card. What do you think ?


Today's Funny

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmother, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."


The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
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